-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which
means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're
the kind of chick that can hang out with your
boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't
care about presents or about going to fancy
placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy
being around your boyfriend.
What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
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What is it with men lately? They can be so presumtuous at times. Do men sit in front of their mirrors and worship themselves. Are they so secure in their self wonderfullness that they can't see an uninterested female coming a mile away (Because more than likely, that's where she'll be... a mile away from HIM.) Yesterday this scruffy middle aged, less than good-looking, arrogant sonofabitch came up to me at the bus stop. Mind you, I am just trying to get home. And he must have sat there for 15 minutes telling me how beautiful and wonderful I am. His angle is 'Oh, you don't even have to tell me your name or your number because I'm not running game but all I ask is that if you see me again, give me a chance to prove myself to you.'
....
I'm thinking, prove WHAT, exactly? I don't know you. I don't like you and you're like old enough to have children my age and if you're not you certainly LOOK like it.
He's so very confident in himself that he thinks I'll actually be impressed by his banter. And really, if I'm that damn scrumtioulent, don't you think I'd HAVE a man? But really, I mean, THAT little detail never matters (if it al all occurs) to these guys. They just assume that you've been here on earth, waiting beautifully for them to appear and flatter you into nothingness and you're just supposed to melt? In the immortal words of Cher Horrowitz from Clueless "I don't THINK so..."
You Know my favorite line? After they find out you're with a man they go "Oh, well does he treat you good?" Yes. "Well I can treat you better." I look at them and I'm thinking how can you be so sure? I swear at least 5 guys have asked me that exact question in the past 2 months. And I don't know what it is about me but I seem to attract either very ghetto, scruffy looking, ignorant ass muthafuckers or mildly attractive but way too into themselves jerky egocentric assholes. Why, just ten minutes ago a guy I've expressed absolutely no interest in on more than one occasion since I've been here (both when i was single and when I was not) who KNOWS I have a man tried to flirt with me. He saw one of my martini renders and invited me for martinis and sex on the beach. And if THAT wasn't enough he had the nerve to say I might be 'wired' afterward. I'm like, okay not only are you a disrespectful prick but you're proud of it too??
And me? I'm so damn polite that I rarely completely shut these assholes down. I just stand there, laughing internally, and marvel at their erroneous and magnanimous egos.
....
I'm thinking, prove WHAT, exactly? I don't know you. I don't like you and you're like old enough to have children my age and if you're not you certainly LOOK like it.
He's so very confident in himself that he thinks I'll actually be impressed by his banter. And really, if I'm that damn scrumtioulent, don't you think I'd HAVE a man? But really, I mean, THAT little detail never matters (if it al all occurs) to these guys. They just assume that you've been here on earth, waiting beautifully for them to appear and flatter you into nothingness and you're just supposed to melt? In the immortal words of Cher Horrowitz from Clueless "I don't THINK so..."
You Know my favorite line? After they find out you're with a man they go "Oh, well does he treat you good?" Yes. "Well I can treat you better." I look at them and I'm thinking how can you be so sure? I swear at least 5 guys have asked me that exact question in the past 2 months. And I don't know what it is about me but I seem to attract either very ghetto, scruffy looking, ignorant ass muthafuckers or mildly attractive but way too into themselves jerky egocentric assholes. Why, just ten minutes ago a guy I've expressed absolutely no interest in on more than one occasion since I've been here (both when i was single and when I was not) who KNOWS I have a man tried to flirt with me. He saw one of my martini renders and invited me for martinis and sex on the beach. And if THAT wasn't enough he had the nerve to say I might be 'wired' afterward. I'm like, okay not only are you a disrespectful prick but you're proud of it too??
And me? I'm so damn polite that I rarely completely shut these assholes down. I just stand there, laughing internally, and marvel at their erroneous and magnanimous egos.
And they unknowingly interpret my silence as a positive thing.